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Shams&Woj今日一同报导，湖人爵士森林狼三方买卖现已完结。<\/p>
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湖人得到拉塞尔、马利克-比斯利和范德比尔特；<\/p>
爵士得到威少、托斯卡诺-安德森、达米安-琼斯和一个来自湖人2027年受维护（1-4顺位）的首轮签；<\/p>
森林狼得到康利、亚历山大-沃克、2025年和2026年爵士的次轮以及2024年奇才&灰熊二者中次序更低的次轮。<\/p>
>>>>>>新闻链接：重磅！拉塞尔&范德彪&比斯利去湖人 威少赴爵士 康利去森林狼<\/strong><\/a><\/p>
[–]Barn30barn 217 points an hour ago<\/p>
LETS FUCKING GO<\/p>
湖人球迷：一句法克哟~立刻起飞咯~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]MyyStummyHurt 212 points an hour ago<\/p>
Sorry Pelinka I wasn’t familiar with your game<\/p>
湖人球迷：对不住，佩林卡，我这只杂毛燕雀，不知你鸿鹄的志啊~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Ruben625 27 points an hour ago<\/p>
He got that mamba mentality in him! Job wasn’t finished and he knew!<\/p>
湖人球迷：佩林卡有曼巴血缘！他深知大业没有完结！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Imkitoto 849 points an hour ago<\/p>
WAIT ONLY ONE FIRST ROUND PICK????<\/p>
湖人球迷：桥豆麻袋！戋戋一个首轮签竟干了票这个大的？？？？<\/strong><\/p>
[–]darklord0530 213 points an hour ago<\/p>
Some protection on it too. Rob might have cooked I fear. Also offloaded Jones<\/p>
湖人球迷：并且是个受维护的首轮签。佩林卡杀疯了，还把达米安-琼斯一同送走了。<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]zetetry 62 points an hour ago<\/p>
He cooked indeed<\/p>
湖人球迷：雀实，佩林卡超神了！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Curlybrac 12 points an hour ago<\/p>
Yall better delete yall rob slander lol<\/p>
湖人球迷：你们最好把之前喷他的记载都删了，哈哈哈<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Tylerdong 53 points an hour ago<\/p>
Put some fucking respect on Rob’s name<\/p>
湖人球迷：都他娘的给佩林卡一点尊重！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]hairyasscheeks_ 272 points an hour ago<\/p>
No more terrorism basketball<\/p>
湖人球迷：篮球对我来说，再也不是恐怖片了~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]EasyBreezy1995 68 points an hour ago<\/p>
Watch ham play schroder, bev, DLo lineups instead lol<\/p>
湖人球迷：持续看哈姆导演恐怖片《三后卫阵型》，主角换成施罗德、贝弗利、拉塞尔罢了，哈哈哈<\/strong><\/p>
[–]garrywithtwors 5 points 55 minutes ago<\/p>
This is EXACTLY what’s about to happen. Mark my words<\/p>
湖人球迷：哈姆绝逼会这么干，我今日把话撂这儿了！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Rob Pelinka REDEEMEDTheLoneliestMonke 28 points an hour ago<\/p>
I’m flying back to LA just to slap the whiteboard out of Ham’s hands<\/p>
佩林卡球迷：我正在赶往洛杉矶的飞机上，誓要去拍掉哈姆手上的战术板。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]CaruShowphilthesenutz 181 points an hour ago<\/p>
I can finally watch the games now.<\/p>
湖人球迷：我总算有心境看竞赛了~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Xp717 62 points an hour ago<\/p>
Bro fuckin SAME! Ive been not watching for like a year because I refused the watch Russ. Watched last night for Lebron and Russ was the same dumb motherfucker that made me stop watching in the first place. I feel fuckin BLESSED today im so happy<\/p>
湖人球迷：相同啊，兄弟！由于威少打球真实没法儿看，使得我大概有一年没有看湖人竞赛了。昨夜由于詹姆斯我才勉为其难地看了那场竞赛，翻开电视看到威少仍是那个愣头青小损样，我立刻又把电视机给拔了。今日老天爷开恩啦~妈妈~我好高兴~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]16millenniumpianist 12 points an hour ago<\/p>
Literally laughing rn, I feel the exact same fucking way. I haven’t felt any excitement about the Lakers since the WB trade was announced.<\/p>
湖人球迷：一听威少走了，我脸上的笑脸便无处躲藏。我和楼上一毛相同，自从威少来了之后，我对湖人竞赛再也没有产生过一丝振奋之情。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]peraltz94 16 points an hour ago<\/p>
In Rob we trust<\/p>
湖人球迷：什么都别说了。信佩总，得永生。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Russellout Benchshit with another turnoverRlP-Juice_wrld-999 81 points an hour ago<\/p>
BENCHBRICK OUTTA HERE IM SO FUCKING HYPE<\/p>
湖人球迷：候补打铁王走了，我high翻了。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]dgzero3 36 points an hour ago<\/p>
Pelinka, I apologize for doubting you<\/p>
湖人球迷：佩林卡，之前质疑你的才能，是我有眼无珠了。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]goatedknight 26 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS<\/p>
湖人球迷：盼星星盼月亮，总算盼到了这一天。<\/strong><\/p>
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（那天在迪士尼许的愿：买卖威少）<\/p>
[–]discussionandrespect 7 points an hour ago<\/p>
We need to trade some guards now we have way too many guards<\/p>
湖人球迷：可是咱们现在后卫太多了，得买卖掉一些才行。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]gigaquack 12 points an hour ago<\/p>
\”No such thing as too many guards\” – Darvin Ham<\/p>
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哈姆：“后卫太多了？没有的事儿。”<\/strong><\/p>
[–]elsavador3 6 points an hour ago<\/p>
Darvin Ham wants to know your location<\/p>
湖人球迷：楼上的，哈姆想要你的家庭住址，注意安全。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]raobj280 8 points an hour ago<\/p>
February 8 should be a national holiday in LA, “westbrick traded” day, but for real man I’m so fucking happy and hyped, we become much better without brick and then even better adding D’lo and these other good players, lets fucking gooooo<\/p>
湖人球迷：2月8日应该成为洛杉矶纪念日，就叫他“铁威离湖日”吧。可是说真的，我真的乐疯了，high翻了啊！单单是没有铁威，湖人就现已是一支更好的球队了，更何况还来了拉塞尔以及其他几位这么好的球员？我靠起飞了啊！！！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]k177777 22 points an hour ago<\/p>
Jazz fan here. We got fleeced. Enjoy Malik and Vando guys<\/p>
爵士球迷：我是爵士球迷，咱们被电信欺诈了。比斯利和范德比尔特很香，你们慢用~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]gigaquack 5 points an hour ago<\/p>
Westbrook will be a clipper shortly he won’t even have to change his address. Everybody’s happy!<\/p>
湖人球迷：威少很快便是快船队的人，他都不必改家庭住址。双赢了~<\/strong><\/p>
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（威少：其实，我也很高兴呢~）<\/p>
[–]23Battlemaster123 6 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
20 game winstreak coming<\/p>
湖人球迷：同志们，20连胜就要来了~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]TheNastyGuy 2 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Should we give the fun man one last appreciation post?<\/p>
湖人球迷：咱们要给“高兴哥”一个临别祝愿吗？<\/strong><\/p>
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（威少：无论是赢，是输，仍是打平，都要玩得高兴~）<\/p>
[–]LakersHomoChef 9 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Bro we had to give up a former mvp, MR. TRIPLE DOUBLE, nooooooooo.<\/p>
湖人球迷：兄弟们啊，这笔买卖咱们不得不失掉一位前MVP以及三双先生，不！！！5555。。。哈哈哈哈。。。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Trail BlazersBringingGunsToArenas 866 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Ainge turned soft out of nowhere smh<\/p>
开拓者球迷：安吉怎样忽然耳根子这么软了，哎~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Jazzgarretthong 401 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Assuming the 2027 lakers will be one of the worst teams in the league the pick isn’t bad but I just don’t see the benefit for us<\/p>
爵士球迷：假如湖人队2027年是最烂的球队之一，签位就不会差，咱们亏死啦！！！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]LakersGreatAmerican1776 84 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
It’s protected 1-4<\/p>
湖人球迷：是首轮1-4顺位受维护的哦。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]RaptorsFantastic-Lead-2176 209 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
I don’t fucking know.<\/p>
猛龙球迷：我彻底不理解。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]WizardsTurbo2x 1531 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Lakers fans celebrating Russ gone more than the scoring record being broken<\/p>
奇才球迷：上面那帮湖人球迷庆祝威少脱离，比昨日庆祝詹姆斯破纪录还热烈！<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]CIark 663 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
Lebron really made sure Westbrooks last game as a laker was the biggest celebration of the year 💀💀💀👑👑<\/p>
球迷：由詹姆斯领衔的本年最大庆祝活动“詹姆斯破得分纪录-暨威少脱离湖人大型庆祝晚会”于昨夜盛大举行。💀💀💀👑👑<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]Lakers_Russell_Westbrick 8 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
last night loss doesn’t hurt as much anymore after hearing the news<\/p>
湖人威少球迷：听到这个音讯之后，昨夜的失利形似没那么伤了。<\/strong><\/p>
[–]CelticsWzzz524 31 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
why does this sound like a big ass fleece lol<\/p>
凯尔特人球迷：这买卖咋怎样听怎样像是电信欺诈啊，哈哈哈！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]SupersonicsJethuth_Chritht 27 points 2 hours ago<\/p>
WoooooooooooooooooW Lakers just committed highway robbery<\/p>
太阳球迷：“滴~呜~滴~呜~”湖人因抢劫罪被通缉。<\/strong><\/p>
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